Saturday, September 10, 2011

Martin Short on osama bin laden


"Goodbye, Al Qaeda's Rose

Your beard never seemed too clean to me

So I'm glad they washed you off

Before they dumped you in the sea.

In the afterlife

Six dozen virgins sure sounded swell

So it must've burned your ass

When you ended up in hell.

It seems to me you lived your life

Like a bastard in the sand

Never knowing when the U.S. Navy SEALs would land

They caught you by surprise inside your secret base

Could've shot you anywhere

But why not in the face?

Goodbye, Al Qaeda’s Rose

To the world you were mad

And to your kids and 22 wives

You were also a deadbeat dad.

Multi-million dollar bounty

Placed on your head

You were wanted 'dead or alive'

But in the end we went with 'dead'."

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